LevTex Eyeglass Toaster™

(Because doesn't it look like one?) Once you own one, you may find your Eyeglass Toaster is almost as useful as your actual toaster. To find your glasses where you expect them, not to have to search or fumble with a case, and not smudging them with fingerprints, is one of those little pleasures in life that might have you thinking, “What took me so long?” The grippy, weighted bottom can withstand the jabs of middleweight cats, while the matching microsuede lining ensures your glasses remain scratch-free. (Also handy for cards, or a remote.) Customers place Eyeglass Toasters on desks, end tables, nightstands, even bathrooms, and (of course) kitchens.